The act of distancing oneself from the wider public. Likely to be a result of fear of an oncoming zombie apocalypse, plague or COVID-19
Sarah pondered the on coming plague and though "f**k that, I'm off into self isolation in my camper van til it blows over"
by Zombie Avoidance Manoeuvre March 16, 2020
The act of locking yourself in doors for 7-14 weeks in fear of getting the corona virus. This could also lead to Insantity
by Cait.lin March 31, 2020
The excuse you give to your friends when you don't want to go out but would rather stay in and watch Netflix in your pajamas.
by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020
A crappy excuse to tell your boss that you would rather stay at home watching porn and eating that pasta you’ve been stockpiling
Employee: Sorry, I don’t think I can come to work today, I need to self-isolate
Boss: (sarcastically) Right
Boss: (sarcastically) Right
by massivetraps25 March 19, 2020
by Not a coward101 March 21, 2020
When a menacing and creepy person becomes menacing and creepy because they have perceived what they believe to be a transgression of their fascist definition of Social Distancing.
Dude! That manic guy just emptied his slop-bucket out the window on top of that couple who met on the street, self-isolation high horsery is really getting out of control.
by DavidFHJ March 16, 2020