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Take a piss. Or do a Number 1. Especially if you a seriously full bladder. Not to be confused with see a man about a dog
<Early> I gotta see a man about a mule
<Brian> What?
<Early> Take a piss
- Kalifornia
by terminator March 10, 2004
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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