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The guy you keep on the backburner who is always a guaranteed dicking when you need it.
"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."
by Savingmybuttforsatan May 12, 2017
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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