To suddenly get into a pursuit while shopping cart racing in a store, that involves heavy use of security guards chasing you in order to stop you from shopping cart racing.
1: That was a great race huh?
2: You bet! Oh shit, security guards! Hurry move MOVE MOVE!!
3: Hopefully they didn’t set up the Roadblocks by now. We can probably escape this security pursuit!
2: You bet! Oh shit, security guards! Hurry move MOVE MOVE!!
3: Hopefully they didn’t set up the Roadblocks by now. We can probably escape this security pursuit!
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 08, 2018
Despite the 5th amendment, the Iraqi and Afgan prisoners were denied a fair trial in the name of national security.
by NewspeakDictionary>UrbanDictionary October 25, 2004
Security Steve was head security on the show Jeremy Kyle. He now works at primark earning £5 an hour.
by Jeremy Kyle's Security May 19, 2019
A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.
by Len Bakerloo June 14, 2018
Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.
Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...
Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...
by P Singer August 10, 2018
by LPAnimes March 17, 2020