Guy 1: “man, my dick is not looking too impressive today... I hope she thinks I’m big enough...”
Guy 2: “make sure you’re clean shaven! You’ll gain access to the secret inch!”
Guy 1: *shaves* “Woah! Now you can see all two inches!”
Guy 2: “make sure you’re clean shaven! You’ll gain access to the secret inch!”
Guy 1: *shaves* “Woah! Now you can see all two inches!”
by peeemthreek July 20, 2018
A water bottle that is emptied and instead filled with Vodka or other substance that looks like water. Common when going to a public location like a park, baseball game, or even class.
Man1: "Dude why do you cringe everytime you take a sip of your Arrowhead water?"
Man2: "It's my secret water man."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: (in a whisper) "My Skyy water..."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: "It's freaking vodka you nut."
Man1: "haha niceeee."
Man2: "It's my secret water man."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: (in a whisper) "My Skyy water..."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: "It's freaking vodka you nut."
Man1: "haha niceeee."
by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009
An ordinary looking, seemingly average girl/guy you kind of know through friends or work. They hang out, seem amicable, but never really stand out in any particular way. You might even talk shit about how boring they are... until you find out they're a world class Spanish guitar player, NASA engineer, capoeira instructor and trendy nightclub owner, all while dating a Swedish supermodel.
"Hey, have you met Dave?"
"Dude, Dave sucks. The guy is like wallpaper."
"Yesterday he bicycle-kicked a beehive into a KKK meeting."
"HOLY SHIT."
"Yeah, he's a secret badass."
"Dude, Dave sucks. The guy is like wallpaper."
"Yesterday he bicycle-kicked a beehive into a KKK meeting."
"HOLY SHIT."
"Yeah, he's a secret badass."
by chillgasm February 09, 2010
It is a subtle way of indicating towards people of asian descent. They are secret ninjas.
Saying this means that they dont know you are calling them asians.
Saying this means that they dont know you are calling them asians.
E: Hey bro, dont look now but there is a huge group of secret ninjas behind you
S: Damn man its like horishima up in this bitch
S: Damn man its like horishima up in this bitch
by iKielo1 February 02, 2009
When you think a lady has average or smaller than average tits, but upon removing her garments you find she has much more than you expected.
by Tonymicjoe December 21, 2008
The secretive skills used by somebody to do what they do. Usually referring to certain social skills or ways of doing something.
Boy1: Man, how do you get all the ladies?
Boy2: Sorry Bruh. It's a trade secret.
Boy1: You're gonna have to teach me the skills.
Boy2: Sorry Bruh. It's a trade secret.
Boy1: You're gonna have to teach me the skills.
by MrEnobmort July 08, 2015
A beautiful shy girl. Who has mental problems but is the sweetest girl to anyone even if she dislikes them she treats them with the utmost respect. She is very loyal and kind. Even the ones who bully her envy her.
Person 1 Do you see that girl She keeps her head up high even when things are down. She is so beautiful.
Person 2 i think her name is secret.
Person 2 i think her name is secret.
by CrzyRkrChick661 October 12, 2017