When an individual at first glance is of a normal height/weight ratio but then on further inspection is actually a fat ass.

With men, this happens often with an ample chest cavity which hides a beer gut. This theory can also be applied to women.

The most difficult cases arise when the subject is very hot in the face therefore making their body less prominent but then only with another glance does their actual shape come to light.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.