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Bitch had nothing to drink but she still made out with that guy because everybody else was drunk. She was second hand drunk.
by MrNickRo November 01, 2008
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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That feeling you get when your around a lot of drunk people,mainly during st.paddy's day
symptoms:dizziness,blurred vison,slurred speaking,ect.
symptoms:dizziness,blurred vison,slurred speaking,ect.
"Man im so dizzy, i havent even drunk anything,theres to many buzzed people"
"You've probably have Secondhand Drunk!!"
"You've probably have Secondhand Drunk!!"
by LOLzer828 March 16, 2009
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The more sociable and fun feeling you get when surrounded by drunk people, but technically sober yourself. This is due to the subconscious knowledge that those around you are less judgmental due to their inebriated state.
Person 1: “Yo bro, have you been drinking??? You’re supposed to be DD!”
Person 2: “”Nah, bro I’m sober just enjoying this second hand drunk ya feel?”
Person 2: “”Nah, bro I’m sober just enjoying this second hand drunk ya feel?”
by Larmonaid October 02, 2019