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Seatard is a word for the most useless animal in the water, the manatee.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.
Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.
Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.
"All seatards do is get stuck in boat propellers.
by KieranK August 04, 2007
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A person living in Seattle who behaves and thinks that the world is just like Seattle, therefore their behavior is normal/acceptable.
by CocoSantango February 23, 2012
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"You would think these seatard idiots would know how to drive in the rain properly seeing as how it rains here nine months out of the year!"
by Jim Beam Daniels August 14, 2008
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A boat operator who is clueless to the rules on safe boating. An inebriated boat captain who puts his crew and boaters around him in peril.
by Blumpkin'd January 13, 2021
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A word used to describe someone who laughs so hard that he/she fails to make any sound, and starts wheezing.
by the_weirdo May 31, 2014