by Seamus D. October 06, 2007
by seamusc2014 June 28, 2011
A drain, through which vast amounts of alcohol is poured, yet no effect is ever gained. unless belligerence can be counted. Then in that case it doesnt take much.
The true story of john jamesons whiskey-
John jameson was diving to get the whiskey barrel when seamus stabbed him with a pointy shaft and killed that little bitch. He then dove down to engage the giant squid in sexual combat and won handily, with his penis. And by win I mean lost and got raped. But some 35 years later in a dirty alley in a dirtier dumpster I found a smelly sock that kind of looked like seamus.
And so the legend lives on
The true story of john jamesons whiskey-
John jameson was diving to get the whiskey barrel when seamus stabbed him with a pointy shaft and killed that little bitch. He then dove down to engage the giant squid in sexual combat and won handily, with his penis. And by win I mean lost and got raped. But some 35 years later in a dirty alley in a dirtier dumpster I found a smelly sock that kind of looked like seamus.
And so the legend lives on
Justin- Hey where did my whisky go?
Connor-The ghost of seamus past took it along with your virginity.
Seamus- Its true
Connor-The ghost of seamus past took it along with your virginity.
Seamus- Its true
by Connor TEEHEE January 16, 2012
patrick was living and working illegaly in boston for forty years before any one noticed. now every one calls him seamus.
by kit rottenchild August 11, 2006
The fucking weirdest person you will ever meet, friends with lesbians and no one and I mean no one can understand him, most Seamus’s have something behind their ear, a little gross nose, for possible alien connection, he’s also a huge atheist and is going to hell, so avoid seamuss at all costs, or otherwise known as Seamouse
by Bigcockguy15 March 25, 2018
by fortniteman256 October 30, 2019
The most beautiful man alive. Smart, kind, and honest. A true gentleman. He easily makes friends and is good to his woman and family.
Seamus is such a great person
by MLE13 February 05, 2010