A. A mythical person who only exists in 2005 and 2014.

B. A person who doesn't know anything about the history of the game but talks the most Shit during football conversation.

C. Some one who proudly refers to themselves as the 12th man, and has no idea they pay for the rights to use it.

D. A casual football watcher who spends more time yelling about referees than learning the rules.

F. A hypocrite that complains about the refs unless it was in their favor, then it's part of the game.
"These refs are so bad they're costing the Seahawks the game"

"Where the hell did all these Seahawks fans come from"

"I'm a die hard Seahawks fan, go hawks! Who is steve largent?"
by ematz August 8, 2014
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A football team that can celebrate on January 2, 2011. A team with nothing to lose going forward in the 2010-2011 NFL season.

Seriously, any 49ers or Rams fan should be jealous; they get a second chance at the New Orleans Saints, oppirtunity that is golden for both teams.

Al Michaels: And the Seattle Seahawks are you 2010-2011 NFC West Champs!
by 7 and 9 January 4, 2011
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Created as an expansion team in 1976, the Seahawks put up decent numbers in the 1980s with 5 playoff berths under long time quarterback Dave Krieg. However, the team struggled for many years during the 1990s. After a division crown in 1988, they failed to make the playoffs again until 1999. In recent years, the team has been much better with 3 straight playoff berths and an amazing offense. This past season in 2005, the team made the Super Bowl for the first time. However, they ended up on the losing end of the game, as the Steelers took the championship.
"The Seattle Seahawks, the league's leading offense, scores just 10 points in the Super Bowl, as the Steelers take home their 5th title."
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1-Someone who believes that NFC Championships are just as valuable as Superbowl wins.
2-Someone who explains losses by claiming that their team has to play the refs in addition to the opposing team.
3-Someone from Kent who when given the team color choices of blue, white, and neon green, chooses to wear the neon green...Also, likely overweight.
4-Someone who wants the ball and is going to score.
5-Someone who believes that the reason the Seahawks weren't good in 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 is because Matt Hasselbeck got hurt.
6-Someone who listens to, respects, and believes Softy Mahler is logical.
7-Someone who doesn't care about statistics.
8-Someone who gets more excited about false starts than touchdowns.
9-Someone who loses.
10-Someone who doesn't think there's any reason why the Seahawks don't go 14-2 this season.
11-Someone who has a selective memory that spans the years 2003-2007.
12-Someone who thinks they came up with the term "12th man" despite Texas A&M coining the term 55 years before Seattle had a football team.
13-Someone who calls Shaun Alexander a bum while wearing a #37 jersey.
14-Someone who refers to their players strictly by their first names.

ex)Matthew, Lofa, Julius...
Seahawk fan-"We would have gone 14 and 2 if only Matthew didn't get injured."

Good Fan-"Arg, you're a real Seahawks Fan aren't you?"
Seahawk Fan-"We would've won if it was 11 on 11... since they had the refs, it was 12 on 11."

Good Fan-"That Seahawk Fan won't stop complaining about Superbowl XL."
Seahawk Fan-"Yeah! False start! Seahawk Fans strike again!"

Other Seahawk Fan-"We are totally the 12th man!"
by heyyyo! September 22, 2009
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To rip off someone like the refs did to the Seahawks in Super Bowl XL GO SEAHAWKS!
Joe-Dude why did you take that guys money?
Jerome-Why not? Its a Seahawk-Ripoff I wont get caught"
by Aaron Y. February 6, 2006
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The NFL team reigning from Seattle. Also the team that whooped the "unstoppable" Broncos' offense in the ass at Super Bowl XLVIII (48), winning with a total score of 43-8, Seattle winning. To be honest I'm surprised Denver scored that many points on us.

After that first Denver play, you knew Seattle was going to win.

We also have the most kickass young team in the NFL along with the best fanbase. Suck on that you 40winers fans.

legion of boom 12th man
The Seattle Seahawks are the #1 team in the NFL, no joke
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When you shit on a person(or partner) from a considerable altitude during any sexual act with or without their initial consent. The Seahawk coming from a high altitude and since seattle is always rainy, the shit from a seahawk relates to the rainy season from Seattle thus meaning when you Seattle Seahawk someone you shit on them like rain from a considerable altitude.
BJ: Dang i was boning this party girl the other night and she asked me to get freaky.
Danger: Yeah wat did she want?
Bowser: Dont tell me a boston pancake?
BJ:Na, She asked me to Seattle Seahawk her from the top of her closet!
Danger:You serious dawg??
Boswer: Did you?
BJ: Fuck Yes!!!
by BtotheJay January 28, 2010
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