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Guy #1: Today I was walking on the beach with my girlfriend and we saw a flock of sea pigeons.

Guy #2: What did you do?

Guy #1: I laid my girl on the beach, threw bread on her, then ran.

Guy #2: Rofl.
by Wetback Joe June 09, 2010
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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