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A sensation close to, but not(!) an orgasm.
That girl at the party was such a tease, she only gave me a scurryfunger.
by djdanko February 22, 2010
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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the unsightly habit of compulsively masturbating in a public setting.
The girl in front of me was totally scurryfungering during math class.
by SortaKindaJustSayin' October 18, 2009
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The act of removing a frog from a pond.
We are going to go scurryfungering on Friday so bring a bucket.
by athleticbaby42 January 05, 2010
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