What you call a fake ass hoe who lies about her age to get with older guys, or she is a dirty looky bitch who says shes a virgin but in reality more people have gotten into her pants than a Metallica concert.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.