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To plug your pooper in any way possible when a toilet is nowhere to be found, or in order to keep from shitting your pants in public. Mostly done by clenching with the buttocks and, in the event of a prairie dog, sitting on the heel of your foot in an attempt to shove it back up your bum.
Albert: "Man I really gotta poo."
Mick: "Scunch it, man. Scunch it like you mean it."
Albert:"I don't know if I can scunch it until we find a rest stop."
Mick: "Then sit on your heel."
Albert: "Thanks bro."
by Scunchmeister November 07, 2011
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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To expand and retract a scrunchie/hair band around hand for mild pleasure. Inspired by Scunci the dog of the person who created the scrunchie.
I've been scunching all day
by scrongtheeighth November 02, 2019
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the dirtiest pussy you could ever find.
John: "yo that girl is a scunch, don't do it!"
Kyle: "you're right bro."
by dropbeats_notbabies December 06, 2011
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when you look like a bag of wadded up, shit covered piece of toilet paper but decide to go out in the presence of people
Noun: I look like a scunch.
Verb: I scunched in public today.
Adj.: Do you like my scunchy look?
by casadellatrap November 04, 2018
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