Urban Dictionary: scruttocks

also slattocks

tender fleshy area between bollocks and arseflap.

OOOOooooh! right in the scruttocks! nasty

by arseflank November 08, 2004

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The area of flesh between the scrotum and the buttocks.

I don't know what that bird was carrying, but it's giving me terrible scruttock problems.

by Surgeon_General September 04, 2003

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Generalised expletive.

Origin: L2nd Rootes, Uni. of Warwick UK, 2003/04

Box of Scruttocks: a noun

'This coursework is a box of scruttocks'

'Scruttocks... it's my night in the rank kitchen...'

by JiMternet April 20, 2004

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The piece of skin between the scrotum and the buttocks

My scruttock hurts when cycling

by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

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Scruttock's "Old Dirigible"

A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"

"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"

by Eighth Of Seven October 14, 2008

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