To scrunch and crumple.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

A rave in the west country of England (preferably somerset or Devon), usually to the musical stylings of the wurzels or similar.

On a night out when you realise that the place is guna run out of toilet roll and you steal some for later, that, is called scrumple.

A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.

To crumple and scrunch something simultaneously

The shorter hairs nearby the temple that refuse to blend with the rest.

The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable