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That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.

Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.
by zomgmouse April 02, 2010
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A rave in the west country of England (preferably somerset or Devon), usually to the musical stylings of the wurzels or similar.
"Dave, you coming to the scrumple tonight?
"I can't Terry, I'm bulling my luvver tonight, I'm right plimming up!

"That scrumple last night was bitchin', I were proper fucked on scrumpy"
by scrumbler May 20, 2014
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On a night out when you realise that the place is guna run out of toilet roll and you steal some for later, that, is called scrumple.

A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.
Don’t worry mate, I’ve got plenty of scrumple.

Have you got any scrumple?

Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?
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by Haizerfeign October 14, 2017
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The shorter hairs nearby the temple that refuse to blend with the rest.
"Man did you see her scrumple? I was flying all over the place!"

"She rubbed her scrumple on my cheek last night. It was awesome."

"No matter how much hair spray I use I can't get my scrumple to stay with the rest of my hair!"
by llamacardigan June 18, 2013
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The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable
i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again
by Luke October 04, 2004
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