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Your just a scrump if you kick me one more time
by Maditine July 29, 2017
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When you have to take a large, steaming hot shit.
"Damn..I gotta scrump!"
"I think...I think I have to scrump."
by CRenn September 29, 2018
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v. Another word for humping. Usually used by men in long-term relationships where the initial novelty of sex has worn off. Used as a softer term for sex insted of other more vulgar words.
Jakie, my wife of 10 years, and I passed casual glances at each other and then began to scrump.
by Josh July 16, 2003
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The art of getting from A to B purely by means of running through people's property, turning over as much lawn furniture and stealing as many pegs as possible along the way. Est. 2009 in NZ.
I was almost caught scrumping by Mrs Atkinson.
by jimmya May 09, 2012
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