An adjective used selectively to descirbe what is leftover in a mans testicles after ejaculation.
Guy; How did your first date go man?

Fella; So well mate! I got nimble scrumpings this morning!
by Sir Cudugan August 10, 2013
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A party which involves more "Scrumping" then alcohol, and drugs. This usually occurs when there are more women, then men. Only certain circumstances could involve more men, then women. Can occur anywhere, or anyplace at any given moment. Only if basic party needs are aquired (like alcohol, drugs, and/or entertainment) can a Scrump Fest occur.
Person#1: Yo, did you go to that party on St. Patricks Day?

Person#2: Hell yea, the party was a total "Scrump Fest."
by Newcomer1992 March 31, 2010
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A smooch. A kiss. A snuggle. They are true scrumps when they are given by boys with names that start with D's.
"Give me a scrump"
"Where's my scrumpy's"
" I need a scrumpdillyump"
by Tinibear February 03, 2010
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(noun) a combination of the words and properties of Scrub & Chump.

Avoid scrumps at all cost.
Get lost Scrump!

That fanny pack makes you look rather scrumpish today.
by L.R.H. , esq. April 24, 2010
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The practice of taking several anal virginities during one night.
Geoff: Off out for the night?
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.
by Richard Hannay September 21, 2015
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The playful mischievous of stealing cars, car stereos, mobile phones and...erm, children from parked cars.

In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.
Yo boyz, we iz gonna go Urban Scrumping laterz.
by Ben March 03, 2005
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