Top definition
You're the vile little scrump, if anyone is.
by chickencherrycola June 13, 2015
Get the scrump neck gaiter and mug.
Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
Get the cumpadre neck gaiter and mug.
4
(noun) A doll created by Lilo in the movie Lilo and Stitch.
"This is scrump! I made her myself!"
by lilo-stitch May 24, 2006
Get the scrump neck gaiter and mug.
5
to have convenient sex; usually brief and decidedly unromantic; uncontentious and often with a friend or an indifferent ex.; could be laden with guilt, but isn't;
we lived on the same floor freshman year, sometimes down to scrump when other plans failed.
by might. March 09, 2005
Get a scrump mug for your daughter Julia.