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To cry, usually excessively, after having an orgasm and followed by instantly falling asleep.
"You won't believe what happened with this guy I was hooking up with -- he pulled a scrouch!"
by the Big Sexy December 04, 2004
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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Phil scrouched down in the car to avoid being seen by his one-night stand from 3 days ago
by Project Green Leaf May 26, 2006
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Another name for a woman's "lady parts".
Phil: Hey dude. How'd you get on at that party last night?

Shane: Pretty good man. I was balls-deep in scrouch by 10pm.

Phil: Nice
by Phibbles July 29, 2011
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A combination of crouching and being scrunched at the same time.
I had to scrouch to get to the back of the bottom shelf.
by Pineapplejuice5 September 30, 2018
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a "sex couch" that seems to possess special powers that leads to the couple sitting or sleeping on the couch to engage in sexual activities. generally the scrouch is activated from, but not limited to, excess alcohol consumption.
Bob: You will never believe this, but Jack got laid at the party last night!
Sally: What?! Jack is too ugly to fuck.
Bob: Usually, but somehow he got a woman on the scrouch.
Sally: Just thinking about the scrouch is making my vaginey wet.
by Haywood Jablome? January 27, 2011
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There are multiple ways to use "scrouch" much like "fuck"
"Drop and give me 10 scrouches!"
"Is he scratching his balls?" "Yeah, he's totally scrouching."
"What the scrouching tits did you say to me?"
by loesn April 17, 2015
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