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a person who strokes the scrotem up and down or in a side to side motion with their tongue.

Any cheerleader, vandy candy, or major prep crying for help (slut)
Hey that dude got arrested for being a scrotem licker in public!

Stop whoring yourself to football players you fucking scrotem licker
by Furby, the jojo and loren February 20, 2005
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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1. a person who is so desperate for ass she/he will actually lick it

2. any prep, poser, or braindead cheerleader

3. One who makes faces while making out as if they were trying to fit their tongue up a scrotem
1. Dina's boyfriend was so sick of being turned down by the ppl he cheats on her with he began to be Dina's personal scrotem licker!

2. Look at those fuckin scrotem lickers in american eagle.

3. Did you see the way Dustin kisses, it makes him look like a total scrotem licker
by Jo Jo, Loren, and Ashley February 25, 2005
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