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-noun- Literally short for scrotum. When a person, usually a male, is so useless and insignificant that they do not deserve the tiny effort it takes to spit out a second offensive syllable; less than a scrotum.
"just say no to crack" was all I could think of as I watched that snivelling scrote crawl the room on his hands and knees looking for a rock....
by CunningLinguist January 05, 2005
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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An obnoxious half-wit who resembles many of the qualities of the unwashed male scrotal sack. i.e. smells, rather funny looking, leathery appearance with random tufts of hair sprouting forth.
by The Squash Master, defeater of the Scrote August 10, 2004
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decieptful,workshy, thinks the country owes him a living type individual. still lives with parents, gets by by scrounging and thieving, thinks he's hard when clearly he's not. generally a fucking loser.
by Dave Rhodes November 13, 2004
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Worthless, workshy,thieving toerag, thinks the tax payer owes him a living,wanabe drug dealer/courier who almost always gets caught and then whinges for a brief cos I got me fucking rights, innit.Gob in their tea, they won't notice the difference, and tell them it's no smoking whilst lighting up yourself.Instantly identifiable(there's a scrote two streets up, you can't miss him). Collective term is a sputum.
90% of an average Custody Suite population (the cell block)anytime/anywhere in the UK.Try to talk yard when they're from Maidstone.
by I ain't that daft December 27, 2003
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Short for scrotum,
the thin layer of skin surrounding the balls and man's only protection against tennis balls, small childrens' rage and dog attacks. Certain proof that god excists and is an angry lesbian femenist.
the thin layer of skin surrounding the balls and man's only protection against tennis balls, small childrens' rage and dog attacks. Certain proof that god excists and is an angry lesbian femenist.
"My scrote got caught on a nail while I was jumping the fence!" or "That bitch got my whole scrote in her mouth, and she's ready to bight" but also "I shaved my scrote this morning"
by Steevowe July 02, 2005