"yo you want me to scroll that blunt real quik?"

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.

Theme: How to do scrolls

Snort the dorsil fin of Tiny Tim Mutombo. Swallow a large scoop of cream. Use my begotten container or swab my radish. My lavender stew presents problems for Gumbi.

1: Pick up my gum wad.
2: No way, dude! That's gross.
1: I scroll you.
2: Fine...

"Yo dude, u totally scrolled me wtf?!"

Or, when someone steals your pic on facebook and keeps it for themselves

anitsirhc- What should we drink?
molas- hmm not sure, do you want to take out your scroll?
anitsirhc- yeah give me a second, I wrote it last night on my school notes.
molas- cool.

They went home, and she scrolled him like a bakery.