The debilitating curvature of the spine caused by rocking too many medallions and platinum chains. Other known symptoms include: extreme chills, and loss of control due to ballin'. There is no cure for scrillarosis; the only available treatment is surgical removal of said medallions, which inexplicably return in greater numbers after a short period.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.