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Where you minutely examine a document or other object to see if its creator is trying to screw with you.
It's too bad that the Native Americans were so trusting --- and susceptible to the judgement-altering effects of the white man's "fire-water" --- to not screwtinize the documents they were given to sign, which basically turned over their entire lands and destroyed the peaceably-spiritual and ecology-respecting lifestyles that they were accustomed to.
by QuacksO August 14, 2018
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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An investigation designed to cast dirt upon someone by fabrication of evidence regardless of the accuser being aware of the accused person’s innocence.
Al Franken decided to resign but everyone knew he was being screwtinized because the attempt to find dirt to doxx him with had already failed miserably.”
by Dexter Methoraphan April 14, 2020
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