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Name for retards that screw you over.
Good name for crazy people driving on roads. Screwtard is a good word for them. Very fitting.

(someone cuts you off)
*SCREWTARD!!!*
by kugly January 14, 2009
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
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Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.
Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.
by slangdrummer81 February 07, 2009
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A mixture of screw and retard.
Screw-tard
David: Hello smell my finger its my ass.

Collin: David your such a screwtard.
by Kieran999 April 30, 2006
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