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noun: Juvenile term for female discharge, either wet or hardened, on a pair of panties, after a long day.
She took off her underwear when Mota caught a glimpse of the fresh screetz mark, that he told her he just had to have it. He then proceeded to lick the fond de culotte, that is, basically Colby cheese Poocha loves.
by Ju Lu Min Tao June 10, 2007
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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