Urban Dictionary: scratchless

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To not ever be found engaging in routine denial, distortion, conflation and omissions of facts and truth in order to further a political agenda(s). To be guilty of such acts is to be termed a 'Scratcher', as they are attempting to scratch out truth. Scratchers generally belong to Leftist groups i.e - Feminists, Black Lives Matter campaigners, Socialists, Cultural Liberals/Marxists, Socialists, Labour supporters, a large majority of University professors and lecturers, and so forth. Jeremy Corbyn is the biggest Scratcher in the UK at the moment.

"This guy is scratchless!! He speaks with reason and truth, referring often to proven facts as a source of evidence to support his claims. Thankfully, he's unlike a lot of these politically correct left wing scratchers from the world of Narnia who will violently scream and cry if you say or do something they don't like. In my Student Union, they've reserved special rooms called 'Safe Zones' where one can only enter as long as they follow a tyrannical left wing code of politically correct behaviour. They've 'scratched out' my freedom to think and speak in there so if I want to socialise I have to go off campus to the Lamb and Shoulder for a pint!'.

by aldo09 June 15, 2017

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scratchless

Not a 'Scratcher' - i.e - person(s) engaged either in, or all of, routine denial, distortion, conflation and omissions of facts and truth in order to further their own political agenda(s). Scratchers are involved in both written and oral revisionism, past and present. They'll say or write anything, even if they know it's not true, as long as they win the battle. In other words, they 'scratch out', truth, even in cases where the truth is starkly evident.

"I like this guy. He speaks with reason and truth, referring often to proven facts as a source of evidence to support his claims. He's completely scratchless, if only there were more people like him about! Thankfully, he's unlike a lot of these politically correct left wing scratchers from the world of Narnia who will violently scream and cry if you say or do something they don't like. In my Student Union, they've reserved special rooms called 'Safe Zones' where one can only enter as long as they follow a tyrannical left wing code of politically correct verbal and physical behaviour. They've 'scratched out' my freedom to think and speak in there so if I want to socialise I have to go off campus to the Lamb and Shoulder for a pint!'

by aldo09 June 14, 2017

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