When you masturbate to hard and your dick splits.

Is a person that is tattooing without a license, and do it in a basement, kitchen, etc

An offensive man who is also stupid and believes he is always right no matter what.

When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.

your girlfriend during rough sex.

women banging her bean

A simple crack with no literal definition, it's merits are only how funny and stupid it sounds. And there is no comeback after you have been called an African Bootyscratcher, just walk away and live another day.