Christ, that male flight attendant is such a fucking scratch. He couldn't act more gay if he tried! Everytime he ssssaysss a ssentensse his ss's sound like he has a huge cock bitch-slapping the left side of his mouth.
by Mark2910 April 17, 2008
To fit into a small car parking spot would be considering scratching.
"I'm scratching to get into this parking spot"
"I'm scratching to get into this parking spot"
by Suspicious October 27, 2003
by funky splitter doodle sQuaRed February 22, 2005
1. an act of itching; what you do if you are itchy
2. A minor nick or cut
3. A programming website for kids of all ages, and maybe even adults.
2. A minor nick or cut
3. A programming website for kids of all ages, and maybe even adults.
1. god this rash is so itchy! *Scratches it frantically*
2. person1: hey what happened to you? person: oh. othing but a scratch
3. *Me setting down ready to program an entire scratch platfomer*
3 hours later
*me with bags under my eye going to delete the project
(I actually love scratch, just something relatable)
2. person1: hey what happened to you? person: oh. othing but a scratch
3. *Me setting down ready to program an entire scratch platfomer*
3 hours later
*me with bags under my eye going to delete the project
(I actually love scratch, just something relatable)
by AnnoymousPotato November 20, 2020
1. shortened version of scratch your dirty neck, which means "the coldest dis told to someone who is moded or proven very very wrong"
*note: doing the physical action of scratching one's neck while using this phrase is most effective.
*note: doing the physical action of scratching one's neck while using this phrase is most effective.
Long Duck Dong brags to his friends all night how he could score any hooch in the club. His friend tells him he'd like to see him score with a particularly fine looking girl. Long Duck Dong gladly obliges, walks over to the girl but she turns him down. As Long Duck Dong walks back to his friend, his friend says...
"SCRAAAATCH!!"
"SCRAAAATCH!!"
by mb10 January 02, 2005
by Dillon Forsberg September 11, 2005
{v.}= an occurrence brought on by the heat of the moment when the male moves too haphazardly in attempting to slip his penis inside of the female's vagina but inadvertently misses, thus causing his penis to slide either onto her vulva or between her buttocks; inspired by a similar parallel in a game of billiards whereby the cue misses the cueball and hits the felt of the table, sometimes actually scratching the surface; may also be used as a general referrence to missing any orifice intended for sexual penetration
"Last night, I got so hot when I was with my girl that when I went to put it in her I had to have a do-over because I scratched."
by Historophy January 04, 2012