"Dude, last night was great. Jessica gave me a scratch job and even though my dick was bleeding, I jizzed all over her face."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

After a long day, Ryan laid down as Florence gave him a scratchjob until he fell asleep.