A substance that sends one in a positive vertical direction.

From the Star Treck character Scottie, who beamed up other characters on the show.

Screwing something up to the best of your ability

Some fucking tool that mumbles when he lies. He a self proclaimed " Deisel fucking master tech, logger, farmer, fucking everything'er." Loves fat girls, thinks every girl that touches his little flap of skin he calls a penis is the most beautiful girl in the world.

Tows shit with a duck taped hitch.

Likes giving dudes rim jobs.

You can find Scottie (with an "I") chained up to the toilets at every fucking gay bar around because he likes it when the boys sling mayonnaise at him.

A true tool. He will do anything to get into a girls pants. Pretty much an evil bastard.

Adj: small vibrant male, homosexual interested in strong dominate males, nationally known skin flute performer. Struggles with snapping his own fingers.

Alius: Scott, Scotty, Moon, Mark, Scottie to hottie

A person who strongly resembles a woodland animal. Synonymous with the word Squirrel.

Adjective. Being unexplainable in stupidity.