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when someone overreacts to a goal or touchdown in sports
Joe had a scoregasm today in gym class, he's such a jerk.
by JesusFrenzy November 24, 2011
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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The yelling, screaming, moaning, grunting ect. associated with a particular team scoring during a game, especially after a tense moment of the game
(announcer):"Three seconds to go in the game.."
(announcer):"They need this field goal to win..."
(announcer):"ITS UP..."
(announcer): "ITS GOOD!"
(person #1):"OH YES! YES! YESS! OMG I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA MISS IT!! WHEW!"
(person #2): "WOW you havin' a scoregasm over there??"
by WhoDey12 October 04, 2009
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the thrilling climax when the home team gets a goal!
omg patrice bergeron just scored....and i had a scoregasm watching!
by mrsklq April 23, 2011
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after a goal is scored during a hockey game the #1 fan will yell "SCORE" while everyone in the croud will yell "GASM"...this will not only create massive fan unity, it will also increase the players performance levels.

me-"Score"
ALL the fans-"GASM"

-croud goes crazy because of the Score-Gasm-
by Justin Famous December 30, 2005
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after a goal is scored during a hockey game the #1 fan will yell "SCORE" while everyone in the croud will yell "GASM"...this will not only create massive fan unity, it will also increase the players performance levels.
me-"Score"
ALL the fans-"GASM"

-croud goes crazy because of the Score-Gasm-
by Justin Famous December 30, 2005
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the feeling acquired when thinking about scoring later that night
Before her late night coffee rendevous, Gina had a major scoregasm, shouting "Uggghhhh!"
by Trevisto the Frito Bendito October 11, 2003
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