Urban Dictionary: scootch

The act of moving and scooting at the same time.

Debora said to Jason, "Scootch your ass over here."

by JasonDonuts April 27, 2010

To be the coolest motherfucker that ever walked the planet.

by Christopher Neeley September 28, 2006

An especially wet, potent fart that occurs when the fart travels past a stuck log of shit on the way out.

by Magius December 18, 2003

To be the coolest motherfucker that ever walked the planet.

by Christopher Neeley September 28, 2006

a nice vagina, something any normal man would go down on

by Tim Shelton June 13, 2006

a word used to describe a womans ass hole as a acceptable oraphace to place ones penis

by Dustiy March 19, 2007

A unit of measure - the distance a dog can drag it's butt across the floor. This term can thus be used to describe any short distance.

"Can you move over a scootch or two?"

"I think they are several scootches ahead of us"

"Wow! look how far Rover scootched on the new rug!"

by Posing A Threat September 20, 2009