Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!

"Dude I finally able to taste that sweet honesty scone last night!"

mary:: fuck up yer granny and mammy are oan the sex offenders list ya bairn

stacy:: naw there no ya fuckn tattie scone, but yer da is yer fkn nans cousins dug ya incest child

Bro, that cone messed my dome, fucking Skully Scone!