When you put yourself up for a job, but can't be fucked doing it.

And you think everyday is bring your wife to work day.

Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy

A person in charge who leaves things to others when a difficult or emergency situation arises.

A person who lacks leadership, accepts no responsibility, and takes credit for other people's work.

Nickname of the Prime Minister of Australia Scott Morrison.

To shake someone's hand without their consent and against their will.

When someone tells you they don’t want to shake your hand cause you’re a dickhead so you grab their hand anyway without their consent for a photo op.

To achieve extra bonus points, you walk away from them when they start talking to you and show no compassion.

When you bugger off from work for a week to avoid a difficult task, but you're so useless nobody notices for the first three days. Then when you're caught out you promise to come straight back to work only for it to take another four days.
Everything goes on as normal without you because you're totally useless anyway.