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sock used by males for means of depositing semen after masterbation. Also known as happy-sock
'I came in the scock.'
by FukinFATkid May 11, 2003
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
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A boy (or girl depending on how cruel your parents are) who is both named Scott and is a cock.
"Look at that guy, he's eating bad cheese, what a cock!"
"Isn't that Scott? God! He's gonna be on the toilet all night."
"What a scock!"
by skid_mark April 28, 2007
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An abbreviation for the phrase "suck a cock." Used as an insult in most occasions.
"Why don't you go and scock, douchebag!"
by Alexander William June 27, 2013
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1. To suck one's cock. Usually guy-girl, but also used in guy-guy, and goat-goat.

2. To be extremely horrible or wrong.

Based off of the words suck and cock
If I could scock myself, I would.
That movie scocked.
by D-Man 99 January 18, 2005
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A boy (or girl depending on how cruel your parents are) who is both named Scott and is a cock.
"Look at that guy, he's eating bad cheese, what a cock!"
"Isn't that Scott? God! He's gonna be on the toilet all night."
"What a scock!"
by skid_mark April 07, 2007
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1. Short little man named Scott who speaks of his penis and/or balls every other conversation and wont last 5 minutes without referencing his penis and/or balls. Also among these tremendously annoying conversations "Scock" will portray are topics like his unbelievable sex stories and how he hasn't eaten in 3 days, while he is eating a tuna sandwich during the time of the conversations, mind you.

2. Most likely to be the employee who sucks the bosses dick.

Employee: Do I have to work with Scock today?

Manager: Yes, Chris, I'm sorry, but no one else could come in.

Employee: You could have brought in a chimpanzee or a rubber chicken, that would have been better!

Employee: I QUIT!

Manager: Bring in the Chimpanzee! Fuck, now I have to work with Scock and a chimpanzee, and listen to stories of an imaginary penis.

Manager: I'm going to go take a break...If I ain't back in 5 minutes, call 911
by Chris Hunn April 22, 2007
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