scobe

A variant of the commonly known Dublin skanger, knacker and scumbag. Many specimens like to wear baseball caps with razor sharp creases in the peak, perched precariously as high as possible on their head, which is entirely shaven except for the fringe. Pathetic looking fluff above the upper lip is a sought after characteristic in a scobe. The latest in Reebok, Nike and Adidas apparel - often fake or stolen - can be usually seen hanging off a scobe.

Look at the tracksuit on that fucking scobe.

by YOREMA July 10, 2003

scobe

In Northern Ireland, scobe is used to describe someone who is tight with money and tries to get whatever they can for free

you're a scobe for picking that money off the ground
i'm going to try and scobe a free pint off him

by GM January 29, 2004

scobe

Low level gang member, or punk. Also noted as the typical Guard by Terry prachett. They attack the hero of the piece one at a time, instead of overpowering him with their superior numbers. A Scobe is no the lowest of people, but is the most common, useless muck. A Scobe has no great abilities at all. Numerous Scones are identical, and all fail to achieve anything without the direction of their leader. (who or whatever the leader migth be)

No don't get up you stupid scobe, you're on the ground for a reason!

by red December 16, 2004

scobe

it's a chav. just look for the adidas tracksuit.

wow. look at that scobe-like adidas tracksuit.

by ~Katie~ April 28, 2007

scobe

to scratch or score a surface, usually paintwork.

the lady scobed the shopping trolley along the side of the man's car

by popeye1234567 June 30, 2009

scobe

1. to nervously scratch one's upper chest and subsequently sniff one's fingers while simultaneously presenting an expression of complete confusion.

2. to receive fellatio while scratching one's chest and screaming "I AIN'T GOT NO HAPPY FEEET!"

(Related Words: scobes, to scobe, scobing, scobed)

1. "As I realized that the girl I wanted to get with all year was finally in my room, I began to excessively scobe myself."

2. Francisco: "Yo bro, how was your night? Did you finally get with Tina?"
Nani: "Haha, yeahhh kid, she scobed me all night. And honestly, probably one of the best scobes I've ever had."
Francisco: "Damn, son."

by Marcelo Tavarez April 18, 2008

Scobed

To be very irritated by something. Used particularly in West Tyrone in Northern Ireland.

#1: Heard you got dumped, how you feeling?
#2: Scobed. The bitch is ignoring me.

by Monteaser August 22, 2011