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science teacher

The weirdest teacher out of them all. Notoriously known for using bad puns, then laughing at own jokes.

You have Mr. D as your science teacher? Oh man, all he does is rant hating his wife with terrible puns.

by Plato Crete November 06, 2013

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Science Teacher

Either an amusing or infuriating psychopath

My science teacher is a crazy bastard

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Science Teacher

Noun; a massive nonce with lots of acne on his clothes

Our science teacher was checking little billy out

by Shetie February 22, 2020

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science teacher

The teacher you hate because she is stupid.

I FUCKIN HATE JILL SHE IS SO DUMB, SHE IS THE DUMBEST SCIENCE TEACHER EVER

by Jill Buchanan November 21, 2016

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Science teacher

Noun: The one person you would probably be down to fuck regardless of their gender

normally between the ages of 25 and 48.

"is the new science teacher a boy or a girl?"
"who the hell cares I want to have super sex with them."

by billy baby 333 March 12, 2020

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