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Verb : To finger-blast.
That guy was totally schwiggsing that chick on the counter!
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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(Noun): A man who has never received a handjob (aka an old-fashioned).
That poor schwiggs, he's really missing out.
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Between a sip and a chugg. Officer asked girl in auto accident if she had been drinking the bottle of wine in the back seat of the car. She said I had a "schwigg"
Officer asked girl in auto accident if she had been drinking the bottle of wine in the back seat of the car. She said I had a schwigg
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