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The painful yet stimulating process of squeezing the clytoris till it pops like a bubble.
Jenny was wanting the ultimate pleasure so I schweezed her.
by Schweezy Smith December 20, 2006
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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