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1) a participant in the usage of schwag.
2) someone who is view in a somewhat unpleasant way.
3) a bumbling fool.
4) someone whose head spends most of the time in their ass.
1)I can't believe he smoked that ditch weed, what a schwaggert.
2)Only a schwaggert would lick his own balls for fun.
by onionvolcano December 15, 2009
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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