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verb. to turn a finished/smoked bowl of marijuana of a slider bong upsidedown on stem and suck the ash into the bong water
Make sure that bowl is dust before you schwade it.
by grat101 December 22, 2010
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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to make someone uncomfortable enough to share whatever they have with you. Such as to stay at someones house long enough for the host to feel like they should ask you to stay, and then eat all their food after they are asleep.
Friend: Hey, can I schwade up on that bag of chips?
You: You need to get your own man.

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I could hear him in the kitchen schwading up on all my food after I went to bed!
by victimofhim February 28, 2013
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A hot sexy alpha male, Powerful and majestic, he dominates all in his path
by Trenobyll October 05, 2018
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combination of the slang word "schweet" and the name of the smooth material "suede". Used to describe something/someone awesome.
"how was last night's party?"
"sooo many hot chicks were there"
"schwade! that rules"
by curtis murphy October 24, 2007
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