Urban Dictionary: schwacked

After I told my friend who I liked, she schwacked me in the face.

by DONTSCHWACKME3001 October 23, 2009

The process of taking a typical tube sock and smacking jeff in the face as he sleeps

I schwacked jefff and his mom in the face last night before going to sleep!

by joey the gent June 19, 2011

Guy #1- "I've never masturbated once in my life."

"Dude, whatever!! You know you go home and schwack it like 6 times a day! I seen you!!!"

by Marcos August 29, 2004

v: To hit, drink, or smoke something.

n: The hit, drink, or puff of said something.

(As a verb): I schwacked my leg off of the desk and it hurt like hell.

(As a noun): Bobby D. took a schwack of my soda at lunch.

by Deez & Beno April 04, 2007

He pissed me off, so I schwacked him.

by Jabber September 28, 2003

by Shmeeglebeagle March 28, 2019

1. To get slapped by a large penis

2. Substitute for any curse word

1. I wanna get schwacked
2. I’m so schwacked right now

3. Let's get schwacked

by Narwall Williams December 02, 2018