n. Any object that has been grabbed by someone and thrust into their pants, making it lost forever.

a word in which can take the place of any cuss word.

A person who laughs like Blanche Barrow from the movie 'Bonnie and Clyde.' This laugh was so amazing that the actress who played Blanche actually won best supporting actress that year. To honor her memory, a schwa cries, "Heh heh heh" in similar fashion.

pot / marijuana / weed / grass

Sex, Or Any Other Sexual Activity That Excites You =D

Paint that flakes off of cheap plastic beads and is used for psychological testing, similar to the inkblot tests. When capitalized like SCHWA, it can also be used as a substitute exclamation for exclamations of all shapes and sizes.

-interjection, exclamation, interrogative

A contraction of the words say and what. Used in informal conversation to denote confusion or disbelief. Can be used interchangeably with the words huh and eh (for Canadians). First appearing in the late 80s, early 90s. Most notably used by Pauly Shore (as the Weasel) in the movie "Encino Man", and Mike Myers in the "Wayne's World" movies.

-Also can be used when cell phone conversation becomes garbled by a spotty coverage area.