Wasted beyond belief. Similar to shwasted or shitfaced.
Man we are getting so schutzed tonight at this party!
by sirensacappella February 25, 2011
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to do something clumsy and/or embarrassing somewhere that is fully visible to your friends
Did you see Grant trip going up the stairs to math?

Yeah, he pulled a schutz
by hson-aeroplane June 16, 2011
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The lowest rank in the Third Reich (1920s-1945).
Hans was a Schutz in the Reich's army.
by Nicolai February 15, 2004
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A respected editor of The Dallas Observer who is also best known for his heroin addiction.
“Jim Schutze stole one of the garden hoses out of that utility closet earlier and tried to sell it to the Korean over there who works for Whole Foods.”
by BARRETTBROWN September 26, 2019
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Someone who does't get with women. Scared of females.
"Schutz doesn't talk to girls."
by RipperMagoo November 06, 2018
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Getting slapped in your face by some german dick. Very popular in Germany in the Second World War.
Did you see that guy returning from Germany after his holiday, he got totally schutz swaffeled against his kopf, it wasnt even ganz geil any more.

Zwei bratwurst. Ein kopf. Schutz Swaffel Zeit!
by JonkoXL July 03, 2013
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