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Stealing a funny joke to make yourself sound funny, only to ruin the joke. Works best if you are fat and ugly and have no life.
I hate John so much! He keeps schumering my jokes and now I can't use them!
by isoTopher May 11, 2017
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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When someone steals another's joke and acts like nothing happened
Him: *joke*
Her: *Same Joke*
Them: "She is Schumering it!"
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by Seclusionn5 May 11, 2017
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