Urban Dictionary: schultze

Titty fucking a fat bald man and ejaculating on his bald spot.

Art couldn't wait to try schultzing Justin after seeing Fat GAY Fuckers 37.

by forging ahead March 29, 2017

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Used to describe someone being of very late status, showing a demeanor of not wanting to kick it, or all around avoiding human life in general.

Burt: man nick is being a hardcore Schultz right now
Davie: so true dude so true, its been a couple hours now
Burt: hes probably not coming through
Together: a Schultz.

by a weekend of vampires May 22, 2013

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Schultz

to shit your pants.

Brett totally schultzed his pants in a fast food parking lot on halloween. ewww.

by rdfyerytrw January 22, 2010

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A drunk, someone who mooches rides off of people, waste of life.

Stop being such a schultz and buy a car.

by Kyle2888 October 23, 2005

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to insert two fingers inside a girls vagina while simultaneously inserting one finger into the anus.

what is it called the schultz?

That girl loved it when i schultzed her last night.

by yankeefanatic89 July 17, 2011

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(shoolts) - VERB

To simultaneously get yourself fired from 3 jobs and banned from a venue.

"Hey, why isn't Kevin here?"

"Oh he schultzed himself last week, long story!"

by Crowdsurfer February 07, 2010

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On-The-Schultz

Hush, Secret, Quiet, No Disclosure, Confidential

Please keep this conversation "on-the-schultz".

by Cure4PAIN August 16, 2006

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