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The word is used as a noun or a verb. To schroeder someone is to buttfuck a dead man. And a schroeder is a sick perverted
Kelly: Your going to have to schroeder him really fast.
Cyle: Ya I know I see someone coming!
Kelsie: I hate this kid, he's always touching my vag.
Tom: Wow what a schroeder.
Cyle: Ya I know I see someone coming!
Kelsie: I hate this kid, he's always touching my vag.
Tom: Wow what a schroeder.
by ConnerUnitNeverTangos June 27, 2009
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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A Schroeder is a penile erection that is so taut, so skin tight, that it stretches the skin on your forehead.
by DigitalR3x October 08, 2015
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When a girl and her guy are making out, she pushes him down to eat her out. Then he wants his turn, but instead of going down on him she starts to use her hands. She indian burns his dick until he starts to ejaculate blood. Then she uses the bloody semen as lubrication on a dildo and fucks him up the ass.
by Someone3221 December 02, 2007
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Schroeder actually likes Lucy back because he's a tsundere but yall aint ready for that conversation
by koreandaaa February 08, 2021
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I took this hottie home from the bar last night and when we got to my place I got completely Schroedered.
by Blanko13 December 27, 2013
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(adj.) The feeling of personal embarassment for someone else's emabarassing action.
(v.) Causing someone else embarassment by your action
(origin) On the 80's sitcom "Silver Spoons", Ricky Schroeder would spin around in a Michael Jackson-esque way and proclaim himself: "The Rickster!". I was so embarrassed FOR him that I blushed and had to look away.
(v.) Causing someone else embarassment by your action
(origin) On the 80's sitcom "Silver Spoons", Ricky Schroeder would spin around in a Michael Jackson-esque way and proclaim himself: "The Rickster!". I was so embarrassed FOR him that I blushed and had to look away.
"Jessica Simpson totally schroedered me with her tuna/chicken comment!"
"I was so schroedered watching that lame band at open mic night."
"I was so schroedered watching that lame band at open mic night."
by KKW July 26, 2005